La Drama Princess, The Orientation

A Little Background Please

Dejavudoo and I met about 5 years ago on another bloggingcommunity.  This blog is actually our second writing blog together. The first we started a couple of years ago with a third writer but we couldn't stay in our groove so we let it go. We are always talking about writing and our lack of new offerings so we decided to change that and find out who we really are as writers.

Both of us have been writing for years now, since grade/middle school. Back then it was for personal reasons, an escape from our lives through our emotions  onto paper. I used to keep a diary as a 'tween that my mother often broke into and then stole from me, but we won't get into that mess right now but you can see why I had to write to escape.

From Then to Now

Although my mother was a diary thief she did encourage me to write. Whenever I would shut down on her and go completely silent after acting out she would confront me and try to get me to express myself. She learned early on that getting me to open my mouth wasnt going to work so she gave me a pen and paper to try to figure me out. I gave her what she wanted, but for the most part I saved my truest feelings for the diary, hence her thieving.

Over the years I have come back to writing for safety. There is no talkback from the paper, I can go on and on all day long and never be questioned or be misunderstood. For instance, whenever there was a problem with a boyfriend I would write him a letter. In fact, I still have letters written to me from my daughter's father during his stint in the navy in the early 90's.  Aside from the fact that I rarely saw him because of his job, he is a quite difficult person to deal with so writing was the best way to communicate with him. Whenever we spoke over the phone or when he came home on leave, I often would go into a tirade on him laced with profanity and threats to his life, to which he found totally hilarious. Yes writing him kept me out of prison, or dead.

Whenever I have  received bad service at a doctor's office, I write a scathing letter detailing my disgust with said doctor or their staff's behavior and treatment towards me or my children. I still do this and I advise everyone to do the same. No they don't always respond but they won't forget and it just may spur them to straighten up.

This is why I Believe

Now writing is my go to form of communication but that isnt the only reason I think I am good at it.

If I were to tell you my life story you would seriously be shocked that I am still standing and in one piece  for that matter. I have had a lot of things happen to me, seen so much, done so much, and met a variety of personalities with their own intricate experiences over the past 32 years. When I write for storytelling purposes I draw from all of those characters, experiences, and feelings then sprinkle them throughout my work. Every piece that I write contains a piece of me, how I speak, look, think, feel, and live. Every storyline has  a part of my life in some shape or form within it. And every dramatic tale is true to life to someone I know.

So let me ask, are you interested? I know you are so let me tell you what we are trying to do here.

Behind the Madness

On this blog you can expect for me to get raunchy, silly (a little ri-dumb-dic-ulous sometimes), sorrowful, and always bring you some drama. I write for the eroticist in you but I'm not trying to be the next Zane and there is more to my writing than the fuck. I'm me and that's the only person I can be so I hope you take my readings as unique.

That's what I have to offer now Deja will tell you for herself what you can expect from her.

What we Will Bring you and Why you are Here

The first several weeks of this blog we will write a scene at least 5 pages long on a particular topic such as romance or sci fi/fantasy. Some of the topics we will be familiar with and others will be foreign to us which  may also be true for you too. During this time, we would like for our special readers to offer us their honest but polite, thoughts and opinions on our writings. This isn't a contest or a praise party. If you like something in particular but feel that it could be better, please tell us such. If you think something sucks, let us know but do so with input on how you think it can be better. We gain little from only positive and shallow reviews. We are writing and sharing with you to get better and define ourselves as what kind of writers we are or if we are writers at all.

Check in on October 19 when will announce the topics. Our subsequent scenes will be posted each Monday, unless otherwise noted.

Also, we ask that you critique both of our works on each topic to be fair.

Ok  so let's get started!!

Sweetheart Double Penetration

The big day is around the corner for couples everywhere and I thought I would share some of my favorites and somethings on my wishlist.

I am a horny bird and most turned on by the eccentric, queer, and taboo. A few months into my current relationship, my boyfriend asked me if I had been double penetrated. "Uh no!" I replied quickly. It seemed very painful but always looks good in the movies (how do they do it? I ask) I quickly began to let myself relax with the idea. He is one that has tried much, is gentle, and non judgmental. I figure it would be safe to try most of what I wouldn't with others with him only.

As I am concerned about bringing others into my bed in serious relationships, I was not down for bringing another guy in or girl for that matter. He must have been reading my mind and asked "what about a strap on?" This man was just as freaky as me. It was just too hot to be true.

Only recently I came across the perfect addition to my collection (it's not that big) to fill the order of DP with my lover. Mnage a Trois for Two Until I ran across it at my favorite store, I thought this was just something in his head or that we could use the strap I have now (another post) but get creative with it What a wonderful freaky man he is. This is great!! Perfect!! I must have one.

While surfing the site, I also cam across this gem Chest harness and Dildo set . I am not one for riding the face. I just feel like I am gonna cave in the chest. But with this I can surely be comfortable to wet their neck while i bounce around in ecstasy. I could just cream looking at it.

Now on to my very favorites, Silver Dual Dancing Bullet. I am most fond of the California Exotics brand as far as vibrating toys go. They don't vibrate too much. to where you are numb, just enough, but are explosive. And with this dual pack, if I burn out one, I always have that spare. Plus these are cheap. Insert one in the vaginal or the anal if you are feeling extra freaky, pop one on the clit and just squeeze your legs together, you(or she or both) will be screaming in no time.

Currently the dual bullets are out of commission (Next on my list are: Flex-a-Pleasure just to spice it up) But in the meantime for vibrating action I have been using, Waterproof Vibrating Pleasure beads . These definitely get the job done!! No complaints. In the shower under hot water. Is great for solo anal pleasure. Take your time though!!

So order up, Toy4pleasure is always having a sale. You can spank me later.

Best places Cream places: Masturbation

I moved into my current address about 5 months ago. It didn't take long for me to find my favorite spot to masturbate. The Closet. I have a walk-in of all walk-ins. I could fit a bed in there, a table, a tv, and still have room to entertain. But none of those such items are in there. Although I am strongly considering it. When I told my boyfriend of my favorite spot he found it quite odd and asked why I didn't just use the garden tub in the bathroom which i have to walk passed to reach the closet. That's too predictable.


I have been masturbating since an early age. So the most peculiar spots are usually the best to make it the hottest self love ever, for me....


So it was a hot summer day. I was getting away from the noise in the living room. And was feeling extra horny. I couldn't wait until the kids' bedtime so I grabbed my beaded, vibrating, waterproof toy and ran in the bathroom, shut the door, locked it, and went for the closet. It wasn't enough that the bathroom door was locked, I didn't want to be heard either. So I left a slight crack in the door of the closet. yea it was hot. Which seemed to make me hotter.


I sat with my back against the wall and my knees close to my chest. Pulled my panties to the side and began to slide my purple friend in and out. Around my clit a few times for good measure. The sounds my slit was making was so sexy. It didn't take long for me to explode all over my hand.


Now that it's cold outside, I have little desire to go back into the closet. Miss Sugar is not fond of cold weather and her best sex is always had in the warmer months. So I wait for springtime and balmy 80 degree forecast, before I lock myself in the closet again.

Realign your sexuality

The Black man and woman's sexuality are usually watered down to be only the things you see in porn. Spread open vaginas and huge penises splashing cum. Being able to use your imagination is not apart of Black sexuality in the common sense.

Letting daydreams turn into fantasies and finally into reality. Letting go of what society says is not acceptable of Black sexuality, what black folks aren't supposed to do. Black women are the sexiest creatures on this planet. But most times in society we are only appreciated for how well we can bounce our ass and how big it is. Black men are only seen in the sexual sense as sperm donors and violent in bed. Rarely passionate or giving.

Luckily, I have a few friends who share my same ideals and beliefs about this stimulatiing topic. Sexually secure and nearing our peaks. We are bi and straight black women with real lives and opinions that love eroticsm with a kinky, twisted, edge. Stories are our passion but sometimes we like to just talk and share knowledge.

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